**Chapter 1: A Tasty Trip Down Memory Lane**

"I'm tellin' ya, Lloyd, I found something in the back of the Shaggin' Wagon that's gonna change our lives," Harry exclaimed, holding up a dusty, faded package. Lloyd, who was driving, squinted at the package. "What is it?" Harry ripped off the torn plastic wrapping, revealing a faded label that read "Beef Jerky - Best by 1987". Lloyd's eyes widened. "Whoa, that's old! Is that still good?" Harry shrugged. "I don't know, but it smells like a combination of heaven and hell." Lloyd chuckled. "Well, when's the last time we had a snack?" Harry thought for a moment. "I think it was that granola bar from the gas station... um... yesterday?" Lloyd laughed. "Dude, that was like three days ago! We need some fuel for our brains." Harry ripped open the package, releasing a pungent aroma into the air. "Here you go, buddy. The best seven-year-old beef jerky in the world!" Lloyd hesitated, taking a sniff. "Harry, are you sure this is a good idea?" Harry popped a piece of jerky into his mouth and chewed. His face contorted in surprise. "Wow... that's... quite a flavor!" Lloyd couldn't resist. He popped a piece into his mouth, and they both started chewing. The silence that followed was filled with the sound of their chewing and the occasional "hmm" of surprise. As they continued to chew, Lloyd's eyes began to water. "Harry... I think... I think we might have made a mistake." Harry's face turned bright red. "What do you mean? It's... it's... growing on me!" Lloyd stumbled out of his seat, frantically searching for the window. "We need to open the window! Now!" The window rolled down, and Lloyd stuck his head out, gasping for air. Harry joined him, sticking his head out the other window. As they hung there, gasping for air, Lloyd turned to Harry and shouted, "What were we thinking?!" Harry's voice was muffled by the wind. "I don't know, but I think it's starting to hit us!" Their faces turned bright red as they realized that maybe, just maybe, eating that seven-year-old beef jerky wasn't the smartest decision they'd ever made... The scene ended with Harry and Lloyd still hanging out the windows, their faces beet red, as they sped down the highway in the Shaggin' Wagon. What happens next?