**The Unlikely Birth of a Demon King**

As I lay on the cold, hard ground, my vision began to fade to black. I could feel my life slipping away, and all I could think about was Emily, the girlfriend I had just saved from that psycho, Jake. I had taken a bullet for her, and now I was paying the ultimate price. The pain was excruciating, but it was nothing compared to the agony of knowing that Emily was still out there, alive. As my memories began to blur, I vaguely recalled the countless nights Emily and I had spent together, laughing, loving, and building a life. But now, it all seemed like a lie. A lie that had been shattered the moment I saw her and Jake together, just before he pulled the trigger. But, as it often does, death had other plans for me. Instead of moving on to the afterlife, I found myself waking up in a dense forest, surrounded by tall trees that seemed to stretch up to the sky. I was disoriented, and my head was pounding like a drum. As I struggled to sit up, I noticed a group of men in leather armor, armed with swords, approaching me. My instincts kicked in, and I scrambled to my feet, ready to defend myself. But, I was in no shape for a fight. I had never been in a physical altercation in my life, and the thought of fighting these battle-hardened men was daunting. The men closed in on me, their swords at the ready. I prepared for the worst, but just as they were about to strike, a massive bear with two heads emerged from the underbrush. The bear was enormous, with razor-sharp claws and teeth. The men in armor hesitated, and that was all the time I needed. I took off running, not stopping until I was sure I had left the men and the bear behind. Panting and exhausted, I stumbled upon a small cave, partially hidden by the foliage. I entered the cave, hoping to find some shelter and safety. That's when I saw them - two tiny male goblins, no bigger than my waist, cowering in the corner of the cave. They were armed with crude daggers and looked like they were ready to fight. I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. The goblins, despite their fear, charged at me with a fierce determination. I swatted them aside like they were insects, and they crumpled to the ground, knocked out. As I caught my breath, I ventured deeper into the cave, and that's when I saw them - three naked female goblins, huddled together in fear. They looked up at me with terror in their eyes, but as I stood there, frozen in confusion, one of them tentatively approached me. She looked up at me, and then, in a shocking display of submission, presented her butt to me. I was taken aback, my mind reeling from the events that had transpired. My heart was still broken from Emily's betrayal, and now, I was faced with this...this...I didn't know what to make of it. But, in that moment, something inside me snapped. I felt a primal urge take over, and I accepted the goblin's offer. I took her, and in that moment, something changed. Something that would change the course of history. As I look back on that moment, I realize that it was the beginning of something much larger than myself. Something that would birth a new demon king, one who would conquer the world. But for now, I just lay there, spent and confused, unsure of what the future held.