**A Life of Luxury and Lust**

Izaya Orihara's smirk grew wider as he leaned in closer to Shizuo Heiwajima. "So, Shizu-chan, for my request I want you to live with me," he said, his voice dripping with amusement. "I'll pay your landlord to break out your apartment lease. Also, you have to cook and clean while living with me, and the main request is... I want sex every day." Shizuo's face twisted in anger as he grumbled, "Okay, stupid flea." He was clearly seething, but seemed to be convincing himself that this arrangement would work out in his favor. 'This will be okay, the flea bastard only wants sex and I know for sure I will be the top. Everything going to be fine,' Shizuo thought, trying to calm himself down. Izaya chuckled and took a sip of his drink, his eyes glinting with mischief. "Also, Shizu-chan, I have sex with both men and women, and with men, I'm the top, just letting you know," he said, winking at Shizuo. Shizuo's eyes widened in panic, and his expression changed from anger to shock. He took a step back, his massive frame towering over Izaya, but his face pale. "Fuck dammit, I hate this damn flea," he mumbled angrily, balling up his fist. "I've never bottomed before..." Izaya laughed, a low, throaty sound. "Oh, Shizu-chan, you're so cute when you're angry," he said, taking another sip of his drink. "Don't worry, I'll teach you all the things you need to know. You'll be a perfect little bottom for me." Shizuo's face darkened, and he took a step closer to Izaya, his fists clenched. "Listen, flea bastard," he growled. "I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but I'm not going to take it lying down. I'm the one who's supposed to be on top, not you." Izaya just chuckled and shook his head. "Oh, Shizu-chan, you're so predictable," he said, smiling. "But I like that about you. You're so straightforward, so... honest. I think we'll get along just fine." Shizuo's anger boiled over, and he raised his fist, ready to strike. But then, something seemed to snap inside him, and he lowered his hand, his face twisted in a snarl. "Fine," he growled. "I'll do it. But don't think for a second that I'm going to take your crap lying down." Izaya grinned, seemingly pleased with himself. "Excellent, Shizu-chan," he said, holding out his hand. "I knew you'd see things my way. Now, shall we discuss the details of our... arrangement?"