"A Kingdom of Discord: The Princesses' Protector Problem"

Prompt: This story takes place in the universe of the legend of zelda and everything seems OK in the kingdom except Zelda has a visitor a princess from a neighboring kingdom. They are arguing all the time. and the main thing they are arguing about is well the neighboring visitor princess have brought her personal protector over and he’s from a race that’s really not nice to touch. In fact, you probably need to wear gloves to touch them. I know the two princesses are spending most of their time arguing about what race in the kingdom makes for the best personal protector because it’s older and much prefers link and his race in particular but the visit of princess think that protectors shouldn’t be all soft and smooth and gross she puts it