**Bart Simpson's Badger State Blues**

Prompt: Simpsons fanfiction bart sings I’ve been everywhere but uses cities in Wisconsin

In the bustling halls of Springfield Elementary, a rainy Tuesday afternoon turned into an opportunity for mischief and imagination. Bart Simpson, the resident troublemaker, was lounging on his desk, doodling in his notebook while daydreaming of faraway places. With his trusty skateboard by his side, he began imagining his next great adventure. Suddenly, a spark of inspiration ignited in his mischievous mind: what if he sang a song that took him across Wisconsin? That idea spiraled into a catchy tune, and Bart couldn’t resist the urge to channel his inner Johnny Cash. As he hummed away, his lyrics morphed into a playful parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere.” However, instead of cities from around the country, Bart’s version would be peppered with towns, cities, and peculiar landmarks all within the boundaries of the Badger State. So, shaking off the rain-soaked gloom, he leaned over his notebook and began to scribble down the chorus. “I’ve been to Madison, Milwaukee, and Green Bay too, Down in Racine, I caught some fish, and oh, what a view! From La Crosse to Waukesha, I’ve seen them all, In this Wisconsin wonderland, I’m having a ball!” With a devilish grin, Bart stood up and declared to his friends, “Yo, everyone! I’ve written a new song! Check it out!” Lisa rolled her eyes but was intrigued. “What’s it about?” she inquired, lightly tapping her pencil against her chin. “It’s about all the places I’ve been in Wisconsin. I’m gonna sing it for our school talent show next week. You’ll love it, Lis!” Bart said, his confidence swelling. He noticed Milhouse was staring at him like he had grown another head. “What’s up, Milhouse? You don’t think I can do it?” “I just… I just didn’t know you knew that much about Wisconsin!” Milhouse exclaimed, taken aback. Bart shrugged, indignant, “Well, I’ve picked up a few things. Plus, my dad said we went on a family vacation there once!” Over the next few days, most of Bart's time was occupied with fine-tuning the lyrics while also daydreaming about legendary Wisconsin landmarks like the “World’s Largest Cranberry Marsh” and the “House on the Rock.” He was on a roll, changing the chorus to include everything he could think of— a whimsical list of quirky trivia and eye-catching attractions from this often overlooked state. “Heard of Oshkosh? That place is a trip! Met a raccoon in Fond du Lac, tried to take a sip! In Pembine, I got lost, and what a surprise, I found a giant cow that looked me in the eyes!” Bart grew more animated as he practiced, picturing his performance in front of the school. However, things took a turn when he overheard Principal Skinner discussing the impending talent show. “We want quality acts this year, not just some kid singing about towns,” he declared, tossing his head back in a dismissive laugh. Bart's heart sank. What if he didn’t measure up to Skinner’s standards? But Bart, in true Simpson style, took this as a challenge. He decided to add a ‘visual aspect’ to his performance. He rallied Milhouse and Ralph Wiggum to help him create an epic presentation. They collaborated on cutouts of Wisconsin landmarks and bright signage to begin decorating the makeshift stage at the school. With crayon-colored drawings depicting the “Dells of the Wisconsin River” and “Eau Claire,” Bart was fed up with the mundane approach. Finally, the day of the talent show arrived, and Bart was gearing up backstage. He was a bundle of nerves as he peeked out at the audience. There were students’ excited faces and the judging panel of grumpy teachers. Bart grinned; this was his moment. He picked up his guitar and made his way to the performance area, stepping confidently into the spotlight. With a deep breath, he launched into his performance. The playful lyrics bounced off the walls and instantly turned the crowd’s heads. Bart strummed his guitar and introduced his grand tour through Wisconsin, the laughter echoing as he weaved through familiar names. “I’ve been to Kenosha, where the lakeside is bright, Visited Superior on a cold winter night! From Prairie du Chien to Stoughton’s art fair, Wisconsin, oh Wisconsin, I’ve seen you everywhere!” The audience loved it. When he mentioned “The Great Cheese State,” laughter erupted, and Milhouse could be seen cringing and chuckling simultaneously. As Bart led his friends into a charming and chaotic performance of the towns, he couldn’t help but feel like a rock star. For every chorus, they bounced around the stage—a spectacular and slightly awkward dance routine unfolded, which only added to the amusement. Bart’s enthusiasm was contagious. Lisa, watching from the sidelines, felt a swell of pride; she had always known her brother was a talented performer, even if he didn’t always show it. But Bart’s energy reached a crescendo when they reached the final lines of the song. “Oh yeah, I’ve been everywhere, I’ll keep exploring, From Wisconsin’s sunsets to its glories, With each cornfield and dairy farm I see, I’m just a kid with a dream, and that’s all I need to be!” The audience erupted in cheers and applause as Bart finished his performance with a signature flip of his skateboard and an exaggerated bow. Principal Skinner clutched his clipboard, overwhelmed by the unexpected success of the act he had dismissed just days prior. After the show, Bart found himself surrounded by friends and newfound admirers. “That was awesome, Bart!” Milhouse shouted, his glasses askew from excitement. “I didn’t know you had it in you!” “Thanks, man!” Bart beamed, pride swelling in his chest. Maybe it wasn’t just the places he had sung about but the joy of bringing a piece of Wisconsin to his friends that made it all worthwhile. As he walked off the stage with his friends, Bart decided he needed to visit Wisconsin for real. Only this time, he would create his own adventures, armed with a skateboard, curiosity, and maybe even a new song or two. After all, in the world of Bart Simpson, every experience was just another story waiting to be told.