"Chaos in the Cupboards"

Prompt: can we do a fanfiction for a english family. 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 The Family Mum – Caroline “Caz” Taylor (age 42) A warm, practical mum with a good sense of humour and a no-nonsense attitude. Works part-time at a GP surgery as a receptionist. Keeps the family organized with colour-coded calendars and endless cups of tea. Loves gardening, reality TV, and Sunday roast. • Personality: Calm under pressure, witty, occasionally sarcastic, very loving but firm when needed. • Looks: Shoulder-length chestnut brown hair, soft blue eyes, usually in jeans and comfy jumpers. Dad – Mark Taylor (age 44) Funny and a bit scatterbrained, Mark is a secondary school history teacher. He gets along well with his students but struggles to manage the chaos at home. Loves classic rock, football (Arsenal fan), and pretending he understands TikTok. • Personality: Goofy, patient, passionate about history, but hopeless at fixing anything around the house. • Looks: Tall and lanky, with messy brown hair going grey at the sides, glasses, and always in corduroy trousers. ⸻ 🧍‍♀️ The Kids Oldest Daughter – Lily Taylor (age 16) A clever, sarcastic sixth-former doing A-Levels in English, Psychology, and Art. Has a dry sense of humour and a strong sense of justice. Obsessed with indie music, Doc Martens, and thrift shopping. Sometimes clashes with her mum, but is fiercely loyal to her younger siblings. • Personality: Independent, quick-witted, emotionally deep but guarded. • Looks: Long wavy dark blonde hair, green eyes, eyeliner always on point. Always in oversized jumpers or denim jackets. 🧍‍♂️ Liam Taylor (age 13) Liam is the 13-year-old middle child—cheeky, confident, and full of quiet surprises. He gives off laid-back, funny energy, but there’s a clever mind behind the sarcasm. He’s the kind of kid who acts like school doesn’t matter but still pulls decent grades without breaking a sweat. • Appearance: Light brown hair with a messy middle part, braces, and freckles all over his face and body. Lean, athletic build with tan skin from being outside. • Style: Laid-back and sporty. Oversized graphic or vintage tees, Adidas shorts, crew socks, and clean white trainers. Always looks like he’s either just come from football or is about to head out skating. • Personality: Confident, funny, quick on his feet. A little smarter than he lets on—sharp in class when he wants to be, but doesn’t brag. Loyal to a fault, fiercely protective of his younger siblings, even if he teases them constantly. Youngest Son – Max Taylor (age 8) One half of the “chaos twins,” Alfie is the more adventurous one. Loves animals, LEGO, and getting muddy. Often covered in some kind of mysterious stain. Thinks he’s a superhero. • Personality: Energetic, curious, accident-prone, totally fearless. • Looks: Scruffy light brown hair, big brown eyes, missing a front tooth. Youngest Daughter – Poppy Taylor (age 8) Max’s twin. Slightly quieter but sharp as a tack, with a vivid imagination. Loves books, drawing, and pretending to be a fairy queen or spy. Has an invisible cat named Custard. • Personality: Creative, observant, gentle, but secretly very sassy. • Looks: Curly blonde hair in bunches, bright blue eyes, always carrying a backpack full of random treasures.