"The Karate Conundrum of Hyrule"

Prompt: This story is full of dialogue and things happening in the universe of the legend of Zelda. There’s a big problem because what’s happening is Zelda is minding her own business playfully bantering with link while he is doing wild maneuvers with his sword and clumsy karate moves, which he’s not too good at because his race is not good at karate whatsoever and Zelda is trying to gently explain that to him, giving him a list of races in her kingdom that are good at karate and races in her kingdom, that are really not good at karate link is trying to prove the exception, however right when a couple of super nasty dudes besides that both of the two of them absolutely need to be kidnapped