"The Princess, the Hero, and the Sacrilegious Obsession"

Prompt: This story is full of over-the-top dialogue and things happening, and it takes place in the universe of the legend of Zelda. The thing is Zelda has a princess from a neighboring country visiting the two of them are not getting along because the visiting princess has some really weird ideas first of all in her kingdom anybody who is a considerable hero has to be given to the gods at first Zelda doesn’t understand what she means by given to the gods but when she realizes she is furious and second of all the visiting princess think that Fifty Shades of Grey is the best movie ever and Zelda is disgusted by it.